Alexander Jokes

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name

Another Soviet Joke In a small town outside Moscow a very proud primary school teacher began the Monday the same was she began every monday: by asking the students what they did to help their fellow comrads in the glorious Soviet Union. She turned to Illya Ivanovich. ""Illya Ivanovich, what did you do today to help the Collective?"" Illya thought a moment and replied, ""Well, Katerina Maximovna, I helped an old woman cross the street."" ""Wonderful,"" his teacher replied, ""you truly helped your…

What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name

'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !

A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, and Napoleon Bonaparte are watching armies training in the afterlife. They walk around the soldiers and Napoleon is reading the Russian newspaper "Pravda (the Truth)" Alexander the great turns to Caesar and Napoleon and says: "With an army like this I could've also conquered the entirity of Europe." Napoleon scoffs and Caesar nods. Caesar points to the Artillery and tanks and says: "With weapons like this I could've conquered the known world." Alexander th…

Alexander the Great A high school teacher admonished his class - "Alexander the great had conquered the known world by the time he was only a few years older than you. You guys can't even conquer your homework." A student from the back shot back - "He had Aristotle as a teacher, we only have you."

What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? They have the same middle name.

Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel?,"He came, he saw he came.

Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name.