Another Soviet Joke In a small town outside Moscow a very proud primary school teacher began the Monday the same was she began every monday: by asking the students what they did to help their fellow comrads in the glorious Soviet Union. She turned to Illya Ivanovich. ""Illya Ivanovich, what did you do today to help the Collective?"" Illya thought a moment and replied, ""Well, Katerina Maximovna, I helped an old woman cross the street."" ""Wonderful,"" his teacher replied, ""you truly helped your…