*knock knock* whos there? sir theres been an accident. theres been an accident who?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Doorbell repairman."

Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name