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Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, and Napoleon Bonaparte are watching armies training in the afterlife. They walk around the soldiers and Napoleon is reading the Russian newspaper "Pravda (the Truth)" Alexander the great turns to Caesar and Napoleon and says: "With an army like this I could've also conquered the entirity of Europe." Napoleon scoffs and Caesar nods. Caesar points to the Artillery and tanks and says: "With weapons like this I could've conquered the known world." Alexander the great nods and Napoleon scoffs even louder. Alexander the Great asks Napoleon "Well tell us, what is your issue?" Napoleon looks up from the newspaper, turns it around and shows it to the two. "If this newspaper had existed when I was going around, nobody would know I lost in Waterloo."

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