Alexander The Great Jokes

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, and Napoleon Bonaparte are watching armies training in the afterlife. They walk around the soldiers and Napoleon is reading the Russian newspaper "Pravda (the Truth)" Alexander the great turns to Caesar and Napoleon and says: "With an army like this I could've also conquered the entirity of Europe." Napoleon scoffs and Caesar nods. Caesar points to the Artillery and tanks and says: "With weapons like this I could've conquered the known world." Alexander th…

Alexander the Great A high school teacher admonished his class - "Alexander the great had conquered the known world by the time he was only a few years older than you. You guys can't even conquer your homework." A student from the back shot back - "He had Aristotle as a teacher, we only have you."