A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart A blonde and brunette were in a local Walmart when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week#Walmart#Blonde0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the Priest go to Walmart? Because the little boys pants were half off.#Walmart#Religion#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A woman and her two snot nosed screaming kids walk into Walmart. She's still wearing her pajamas and her hair looks like it hasn't been combed in days.#Walmart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holidays... Free of charge#Walmart#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of dog food from Walmart... I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had – an elephant?#Walmart#Animals#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man buys some cologne before a job interview... A man quickly headed to Walmart before a job interview looking to buy some cologne. Not knowing which one to buy#Cologne#Walmart#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.#Walmart#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off.#Michael Jackson#Walmart#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off.#Walmart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor?,"Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart.#Walmart#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Walmart and India?,"Well one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.#Asia#Walmart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't.#Walmart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart.#Walmart#Doctor#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between Walmart and India? Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.#India#Asia#Walmart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets.#Iraq#Walmart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail? Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.#Walmart#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work.#Walmart#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp