Sunday School Jokes

Todd sat behind Claire in Sunday school The teacher asked the class 'Who created the universe?'

Little April was not the best student in..... Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class ""Children"" begins the Pope. ""Where's Jesus today?"

Two priests are on a plane So two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope. Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school... Usually she slept through the class.

Little April wasn't the best student in Sunday school Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school... Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Sunday School A girl named Emily is sitting in Sunday school

Little Mary was not the best student... in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

A joke from kids at my old Sunday School: A man buys a horse... The woman selling the horse says ''before you ride off with him

Ohh Jhonny!!!!! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping

Sunday School Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

Jenny was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

Sunday School (somewhat NSFW) Little June was not the best student in Sunday school.

Susie wasn't the best student in Sunday school... Susie was sleeping in class when the teacher asked her ""who created the universe?"" Timmy

Little Mary Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"" Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

Little April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Little Johnny... Finding Jesus A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus

Little Johnny Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping

So a man is set up on a blind date with a Sunday school teacher... He was worried about possibly going out with a prude but decided to give it a shot anyway. He took her out to dinner and asked what kind of wine should they order. She responded ""Oh no

Little Lucy & Little Johnny Little Lucy was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.

What's Resurrection?,"There was a man teaching the children's Sunday school class, and his lesson was on resurrection. The man asks the kids if they know what the word resurrection means. After a long silence a little boy in the back of the room raises his hand and says ""Well I don't know what it is but I know that if it lasts more than 4 hours you have to go see a doctor.""