June Jokes

So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!

My wife just woke me up to tell me... Wait. June is over? You must be... JULYing.

I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August

Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?

June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver. ""You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!""

I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather

A priest and a rabbi buy a car, hereafter referred to as 'the automobile.' [As told by John Oliver on 'The Daily Show with John Oliver', June 25, 2013](http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/thedailyshow?videoPackage=135821). You gotta love lawyer jokes, by the way. Always prefaced with a lengthy disclaimer pre-assigning the legal liabilities for any damages that the joke might incur. (1) The following joke, hereafter referred to as the joke' is provided solely to amuse and entertain the intended …

A man really loved a woman but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course they dated about once a week for the past six years but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone ""June."" ""Yes this is June."" ""Will you marry me?"" ""Of course I will! Who's this?""

June is already over? Julying

Sunday School (somewhat NSFW) Little June was not the best student in Sunday school.

June is over? Julying.

Mary: “June, do you know why the sky is so high?” June: “Yes. Just imagine, if it’s not so high, then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky!”