A priest and a rabbi buy a car, hereafter referred to as 'the automobile.' [As told by John Oliver on 'The Daily Show with John Oliver', June 25, 2013](http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/thedailyshow?videoPackage=135821). You gotta love lawyer jokes, by the way. Always prefaced with a lengthy disclaimer pre-assigning the legal liabilities for any damages that the joke might incur. (1) The following joke, hereafter referred to as the joke' is provided solely to amuse and entertain the intended …