A priest and a rabbi buy a car, hereafter referred to as 'the automobile.' [As told by John Oliver on 'The Daily Show with John Oliver', June 25, 2013](http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/thedailyshow?videoPackage=135821). You gotta love lawyer jokes, by the way. Always prefaced with a lengthy disclaimer pre-assigning the legal liabilities for any damages that the joke might incur. (1) The following joke, hereafter referred to as the joke' is provided solely to amuse and entertain the intended listener. The joke teller expressly denies any liability resulting from any offense, embarrassment, pain, and/or suffering raised by said joke. (2) The Joke. This joke, hereby provides notice to you that a Rabbi and a Priest, pursuant to an oral agreement, jointly purchased a car, hereafter referred to as the automobile.' After the said purchase, the Rabbi witnesses the Priest sprinkling water on the automobile and asks, ""What are you doing?"" The Priest allegedly responded that he was blessing the automobile. Although the description of this statement is not intended to prove the truth of the matter asserted nor to endorse the existence or effectiveness of the blessing. The Rabbi replied, ""Okay, since we're doing that,"" and takes out a hack-saw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe. (3) The joke teller reserves full rights concerning the repetition, dissemination, and modification of said joke. (4) I'm outta here!