A Truck Driver Sees a Priest on the Side of the Road. A truck driver sees a priest on the side of the road hitchhiking. Being a very religious man he decides the right thing to do is is to stop and give the priest a ride. So, he pulls over and asks the priest if he would like a ride. The priest responds thank you Son I would love a ride and hops in. As they drive along they get to talking. The truck driver has been having a hard time and decided that now would be a good time to let some stress o…

A farmer named Paddy had a . . . A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident that you were fine?' asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did…

Getting married in heaven On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they start to wonder: Could they get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they immediately ask him. St. Peter replies, ""I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out."" He leaves. The couple sat and waited for St. Peter to…

A truck driver would keep himself entertained by running over lawyers. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud ""thud"", and then he would swerve back on the road. As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking, he pulled over and asked the priest, ""Where are you going, Father?"" The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road. ""I'll give you a lift."" The priest climbed into the passenger seat and …