A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.

- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?

Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!