Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

I told my mom I got in trouble at school today for a PDA.... She said, ""For what? Kissing your teacher's ass?""

Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!""