- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?

Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!""