- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?

Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

I told my mom I got in trouble at school today for a PDA.... She said, ""For what? Kissing your teacher's ass?""

Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!""