Sunday School Jokes

Mr Sugarbrown's daughter?,"A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, ""I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."" Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,""I'm Janey Sugarbrown."" The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,""Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"" With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, ""I thought I was but Mommy says I'm not.""

What's Resurrection? There was a man teaching the children's Sunday school class, and his lesson was on resurrection. The man asks the kids if they know what the word resurrection means. After a long silence a little boy in the back of the room raises his hand and says "Well I don't know what it is but I know that if it lasts more than 4 hours, you have to go see a doctor."

Mr Sugarbrown's daughter? A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, "I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not."

A little boy was spending the weekend with his grandmother who decided to take him to the park. Admiring the beautiful landscape, she remarked: "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?" The boy said: "Yes, God did it, and he did it left-handed." His grandmother was confused. "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?" "Well," said the boy, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!" Three Good Arg…

A Sunday school teacher was talking to her class of kindergarten students about Heaven. She said: "If I sell my house and my car and give all the money to poor people, will I go to Heaven?" "No," chorused the children. "What if I quit my job and spend all my time helping orphans, then do I get to go to Heaven?" "No," answered the children in unison. "Okay, so just how do I get to go to Heaven?" One little boy shouted out: "You gotta be dead first."

Henry and Ethel attended the same small-town church, where every week Ethel taught Sunday school. After admiring her from afar for years, Henry finally plucked up the courage to ask Ethel out to dinner. To his delight, she accepted and he booked them a table at his favourite restaurant. At the restaurant he asked her: "Would you like some wine with dinner?" "Oh no, Henry," said Ethel. "What would I tell my Sunday school class?" Henry was taken aback and didn't say much more until the end of the …

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “No!” the children all answered. Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?” Again, the answer was, “No!” “Well,” I continued, “Then how can I get to heaven?” A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that. Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir …

The following is a letter from a son at boarding school to his father! Dear Dad, $chool is ace. I have made lot$ of new friends - $imon, $tephen and $tanley. I really can't think of any $tuff that I need just now. If it i$ okay with you though, $end me a note or letter a$ it would be $o $o nice to hear from you! Your loving $on! The reply came: Hello Son, I kNOw that EcoNOmics, oceaNOgraphy and AstrNOmy are more than eNOugh to keep you busy. The pursuit of kNOwlege is a NOble and hoNOurable task…