What's Resurrection?,"There was a man teaching the children's Sunday school class, and his lesson was on resurrection. The man asks the kids if they know what the word resurrection means. After a long silence a little boy in the back of the room raises his hand and says ""Well I don't know what it is but I know that if it lasts more than 4 hours you have to go see a doctor.""

Am I Adopted? Alfie: Mummy, am I adopted? Mum: Heavens, no. Why would you ask such a thing? Alfie: we all did a DNA test in school today, & mine is different from yours AND daddy's. Mum: DARRYL! come here. What's all this about? (and she explains to hubby). Dad: Of course he's not ours! Do you remember that 2nd night in the hospital & the baby hadn't stopped crying for 2 days? You told me you were exhausted & asked me if I could change the baby. SO I DID!

An odd joke. A long time ago a boy was born with a hair-lip and the doctor said he was odd. His parents were struggling to come up with a name and remembered what the doctor said, so they wrote down Odd. The clerk shared his name with the nurses and they all got a great big giggle out of it. The said, "what an *Odd* baby." Growing up was hard for Odd. Teachers looked at him as odd, kids rejected his for being Odd and he got bullied a lot. He had trouble dating as it was pre Alphabet days wh…

Mr Sugarbrown's daughter? A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, "I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not."