DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

Once upon a time...... .....a little boy named John lived a village with his mother. His father already died in an accident and his mother has to work very hard to run the family. John was hated by his classmates at school for stupidity in class. Even the class teacher said to him, ""You are driving me crazy John!"" One day her mother went to his school to check on his progress and was speaking to the teacher. The teacher was being very honest and told her the truth about her son and how disaste…

Pair of teats Little Johnny's parent's ask him what he wants for his birthday. > I want a pair of teats! His parents are shocked, so they decide to wait another day before asking him again. The next day, they ask him and he enthusiastically shouts >I want a pair of teats! Mom and dad consult each other privately. >Honey, how can he be sure at this age? What will the other kids at school say? >It's 2016, it's fine, we shouldn't stop our child from expressing his true self So the next …