A little boy was spending the weekend with his grandmother who decided to take him to the park. Admiring the beautiful landscape, she remarked: "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?" The boy said: "Yes, God did it, and he did it left-handed." His grandmother was confused. "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?" "Well," said the boy, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!" Three Good Arguments . . . There are three good arguments that Jesus was black: 1. He called everyone "Brother". 2. He liked gospel music. 3. He didn't get a fair trial. There are three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Native American: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. There are three equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was thirty-three. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.