Wall Street Journal Jokes

the talking dog A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him down here with $1,000"" the young cowboy says. ""I'll get him in the course."" So, h…

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Ole' Blue A young man goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""you won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue, how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him over here with $1,000,"" the young man says, ""and I'll get him in the course."" S…

A young Arkansas boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him over here with $1,000"" the young Arkie says ""and I'll get him in the course."" So,…

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College money... There was a kid that went to college, and his Dad sent him enough money for the whole year, well the kid blew through that in the first half of the first semester. He didn't want to just ask his Dad for more money because he knew he probably wouldn't give it to him. So he calls his Dad and asks to send their dog, Old Blue with $1000, to the college and he will enroll him in a class that teaches dogs to talk. The Father thinks that's neat so he sends the dog and the money, and af…

Ol' Blue A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him down here with $1,000"" the young cowboy says. ""I'll get him in the course."" So, his fath…

A young man went off to college.... A young man from Arkansas goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!" "That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?" "Just send him over here with $1,000" the young Arkie says "and…