A certain little girl when asked her name would reply ""I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."" Her mother told her this was wrong she must say""I'm Janey Sugarbrown."" The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said""Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"" With her mother standing just a few feet away the little girl replied ""I thought I was but Mommy says I'm not.""

Mr Sugarbrown's daughter? A little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, "I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not."

Oh God, I am coming During a group discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, ""I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, ""Oh God, I'm coming!!!

A Sunday School teacher is teaching her class about Hell. She asks the class, ""Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"" A child raises their hand as says, ""Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"" The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child. Another child stands up and says, ""No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."" Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her. …