A Sunday School teacher is teaching her class about Hell. She asks the class, ""Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"" A child raises their hand as says, ""Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"" The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child. Another child stands up and says, ""No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."" Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her. …

Two little girls were walking home from Sunday School One turns to the other and asks ""What did you think about all that Satan stuff- do you think he's real?"" The other replied, ""Don't be silly, the Devil's like Santa- it's just your dad."" Thanks Luther, for this joke and for being a great TV show.

A Sunday School teacher was teaching her young students When she decided to ask them where Jesus lives. A young little girl raises her hand and says ""Jesus lives in heaven with God!"" A young boy says ""Jesus lives in our hearts!"" The teacher was quite pleased with their answers until she saw Little Johnny raise his hand. She calls on Johnny and he says ""Jesus lives in my bathroom."" The teacher was confused so she asked him where he got his answer from, too which he replies ""Every morning I…

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, ""When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"" Suzie raised her hand and said, ""I think it's your hands."" ""Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?"" Suzie replied, ""Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!"" ""What a wonderful answer!"" the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, ""Sister, …