Sir Is Jokes

An emergency phone call Two hunters were out in the woods, when suddenly a snake attacked them. Seeing his bitten friend convulsing, the other hunter contacted 911. Hunter: Help! My friend was bitten by a snake and he is violently convulsing! Operator: Please keep calm, sir. Is he still breathing? Hunter: No. I don't think he is. I don't feel a pulse. I think he's dead! Operator: Please make sure that he IS dead sir. There was a long silence on the operator's line, followed by a gunshot. Hunter:…

A very rich snail slimed into a Cadillac dealership... ...and said,"I want your most expensive car." The salesman said,"Very well sir. Is that all?" The snail said,"No. I'd like it to have a custom paint job." The salesman said,"Yes sir. What do you want the car to look like?" The snail said,"I'd like every door painted with a large letter S." The salesman said,"May I ask why,for reasons of curiosity?" The snail said,"Because when I drive down the street,I want every single head to turn,and f…

A man is displeased with the soup he has ordered in a restaurant. So he calls for the waiter, and says to the waiter," Waiter, could you please come over and taste my soup?" To which the waiter replies,"Why, sir? Is it too sour? I could add some sugar to it if you want." "Just come and taste it." "Why? Has it turned cold? I could get it heated for you." "Please just come and taste it." "But why, sir? Is the soup too sour? I could serve you a new bowl if you want." "No, it's not that. Just…

An old Jewish man walks into a restaurant He orders some soup. The waiter quickly brings his soup but the old man doesn’t eat. The waiter returns after some minutes. “Excuse me sir. Is there something wrong with your soup?”