A very rich snail slimed into a Cadillac dealership... ...and said,"I want your most expensive car." The salesman said,"Very well sir. Is that all?" The snail said,"No. I'd like it to have a custom paint job." The salesman said,"Yes sir. What do you want the car to look like?" The snail said,"I'd like every door painted with a large letter S." The salesman said,"May I ask why,for reasons of curiosity?" The snail said,"Because when I drive down the street,I want every single head to turn,and for them to all say: 'Look at that S car go!'"