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Your Mama's so stupid she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses! 3885. Your Mama's so stupid when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper! 3886. Your Mama's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project! 3887. Your Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store! 3888. Your Mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood! 3889. Your Mama's so stupid she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest! 3890. Your Mama's so stu

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observ

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