Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Has been posted before, but one of my favorites. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up John and says, "Watson, what do you see when you look up at the sky?" Watson looks up and says, "I see millions of stars." Sherlock says, "Well, what can you deduce from that?" After a moment's thought, Watson says, "Since there are so many stars,logically some of them must have planets orbiting them. And if some of those stars have planets, logica…

anyone interested in a good Sherlock Holmes joke? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Sherlock says "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is i…

Sherlock Holmes goes camping Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping one night. They've had a great evening but it's getting late so they go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes elbows Watson awake and says - Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce. Watson looks up and says - Well, there's million of stars out there and if just some of them are like are star then maybe some of them have planets and if some of those planets are like our planet then maybe........just maybe..…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping Sorry if re-post, a friend sent it to me over a text, and I thought it was worthy enough to go on here! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. After dinner, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged Watson. "Watson, look up at the sky. tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see billions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me …

A Sherlock Holmes Joke Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner , they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of p…

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson," he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions of stars, Holmes," says Watson. "And what do you conclude from that, Watson?" Watson thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, …

SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS CAMPING WITH DR. WATSON Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson… …and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars. Millions and millions of them.” Holmes responded: “I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?” Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, “Well, I’m not as good as …

Sherlock and Watson Go Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip They set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies: "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approxi…

Sherlock and Watson take a vacation Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of pl…

Sherlock Holmes is caught by Watson in bed with a very young woman (Stolen from r/imgoingtohellforthis). Watson walks in on Sherlock in coital relations with a young woman. As she's covering up Watson asks "Jesus, is she still in high school?" Sherlock replies "Elementary, my dear Watson!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timew…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and…

Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, "What the hell is that?", Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip After a delightful meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?" After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxi…

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky. "Watson, look at the sky, what do you see?" "I see thousands of shining stars, and it's hard to believe how many millions of billions of miles away …

I asked my wife, “Did you read the book about Sherlock Holmes’ son?” Her: What son? Me: No, that’s his doctor friend.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astro…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are investigating the scene of a burglary in a millionaire's mansion. Watson: Holmes, I can understand why the burglar took the jewelry lying around, why he cracked and cleaned out the safe, but why would he also take the millionaire's wife? Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson. So that the millionaire won't go looking for him.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip After a hearty meal and a good bottle of wine, they lay down to sleep. Suddenly, in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes his trusted companion and asks "Watson, what do you see?" Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Watson answers: "I see millions and millions of stars." "Correct, Watson, and what do you conclude from that?" Watson thinks for a moment and then answers: "Well, temporally I conclude it is about 03:30 AM, astrologically I conclude th…

Sherlock Holmes returned to 221B Baker Street He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms. When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?" And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Sherlock Holmes arrives at a crime scene, and immediately bends down to pick up a button on the floor. “Hmm…” Sherlock ponders, “I deduce that the individual this button belongs to is 6’ 1”, was born in January, and has a fascination with blueberry muffins.” Watson was completely confused by his partner’s deduction. “How could you possibly get all that from just a button?” “Elementary!” Sherlock replied. “Because it’s mine!”