Sherlock Holmes goes camping Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping one night. They've had a great evening but it's getting late so they go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes elbows Watson awake and says - Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce. Watson looks up and says - Well, there's million of stars out there and if just some of them are like are star then maybe some of them have planets and if some of those planets are like our planet then maybe........just maybe....... there's two other people out there right now looking at our star and wondering the same thing. No you twat, says Holmes, someone's stolen our tent!