Holmes Holmes Jokes

The Case of the Missing Wallet A man walks into the office of Sherlock Holmes. He explains that his wallet has been stolen. He begs Holmes to take the case as he is a poor man, and the money in the wallet was the only money he had. Holmes staunchly refuses. As the man sulks out, Watson turns to Holmes and asks, ""So why didn't you take the case Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""Because the man is a liar. He is not a poor man as he claims."" Watson, confused, asks Holmes how he could possibly know that…

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says ""Is that an orange bush, Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson""

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minut…

What does it tell you, Holmes? Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and …

What do you see watson? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potent…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plane…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping Sorry if re-post, a friend sent it to me over a text, and I thought it was worthy enough to go on here! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. After dinner, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged Watson. "Watson, look up at the sky. tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see billions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astro…