Mexican Drug Cartel There was a man who went by the name of Juan, who lived in Mexico with his 14 brother and his 12 sisters. Juan was involved in some pretty shady stuff, he was a distributed of product for a local gang. One day, there was a big argument between the leader and Juan, later, Juan came home he saw that all of his brothers and sisters had been slaughtered. He vowed to avenge them. Years passed and Juan finally reached his goal of becoming and undercover cop, now all he had to do wa…

So a police officer stopped a car at the roadblock ... and he said to the driver: ""Congratulations, you happened to be the 10,000th person to pass by this area and you win $10,000, now can you tell me what are you going to do with it?"" The driver replied: ""I am going to buy a driving license since I don't have one yet."" The woman sitting beside him quickly said: ""Officer, ignore this idiot, he was drinking too much just now."" Then the guy sitting behind them sighed: ""I told you you won't …

A tall Mexican is riding his bike across the border when stopped by border patrol... The officer stopped him asked him a few questions. Officer: Are you smuggling anything into the country? Tall Mexican: Ches. The officer searched him and did not find any cheese. After a few more questions the tall Mexican was bussed back to Mexico. The next week the same thing happened. Officer: Are you smuggling anything into the country? Tall Mexican: Ches. Again the officer did not find any cheese, drugs, or…

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …