anyone interested in a good Sherlock Holmes joke? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions …

SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS CAMPING WITH DR. WATSON Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson… …and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars. Millions and millions of them.” Holmes responded: “I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?” Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, “Well, I’m not as good as …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are investigating the scene of a burglary in a millionaire's mansion. Watson: Holmes, I can understand why the burglar took the jewelry lying around, why he cracked and cleaned out the safe, but why would he also take the millionaire's wife? Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson. So that the millionaire won't go looking for him.

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy? It's alimentary, Watson.