Scot Jokes

Scottish blood An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a BMW, a diamon…

A scot visited Canada for the first time A scot visited Canada for the first time. While sightseeing he saw a strange

There's a stereotype that Scottish men are bad at showing their emotions. This isn't true! I once knew a Scot who loved his wife so much he almost told her!

A Scot And His Wife Walking Through Town .. A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

The English and the Scots. A Englishman and a Scot are walking along the beach when the Englishman kicks over a lamp and a genie appears. He grants them one wish each. The Englishman says ""I wish a hundred foot tall and 100 feet wide wall surrounded England

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room. The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accidentally mixed up the babies. The Scot goes straight in and picks up the brown baby. The Indian says "Are you sure that's your baby?" The Scot says "No, but there's no way I'm going to risk leaving here with an English baby."

Do ya know the difference between Scots and Scotch? Ay now. A Scot is a lad that can play the pipes. Scotch is what makes it so that he canna.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back.

How did the Scot die? He got kilt.

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a heathery hill in the Scottish Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass turned to him and said: "A penny for your thoughts." The lad was a bit embarrassed, but finally he said: "If you must know, I was thinking how nice it would be if you gave me a wee kiss." So she kissed him. Afterwards, he once again lapsed into a pensive mood, prompting her to ask him: "What are you thinking now?" To which the lad grumbled: "Well, I was hoping …