A Scottish joke An Arab sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be foundlocally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond necklac…

An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman are all eating lunch together. The Englishman says, ""I hate bologna! If I get bologna one more time, I'm going to kill myself!"" The Scot says, ""I hate ham! If I get ham one more time, I'll kill myself, too!"" The Irishman says, ""I hate peanut butter! If I get peanut butter one more time, I'll do the same thing!"" The next day, each of them gets the same lunch as they did the day before, and killed themselves. At the funeral, their widows started talking…

A Scottish joke An Arab sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found
locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same rare blood type. After some coaxing, the Scot donated his blood for the 
Arab. After the surgery the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a diamond n…

A Scot And His Wife Walking Through Town .. A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being kind hearted, he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again...