An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman are all eating lunch together. The Englishman says, ""I hate bologna! If I get bologna one more time, I'm going to kill myself!"" The Scot says, ""I hate ham! If I get ham one more time, I'll kill myself, too!"" The Irishman says, ""I hate peanut butter! If I get peanut butter one more time, I'll do the same thing!"" The next day, each of them gets the same lunch as they did the day before, and killed themselves. At the funeral, their widows started talking. The Englishman's wife said, ""If I knew he didn't want bologna, I wouldn't have made it for him!"" and began crying uncontrollably. The Scot's wife said, ""If I knew he didn't like ham, I would have made something else!"" and also began crying. The Irishman's wife said, ""I don't know what his problem was. He made his own lunch!""