Rudolph Jokes

A long way to go for a bad pun In Russia in the early 1800's, there was a weather man named Rudolph. He was very good at his job, but he was particularly famous for predicting rain. One morning, it was bright and sunny outside, without a cloud in the sky. However, Rudolph predicted that there would be a huge rain storm, bigger than anyone had ever seen. People laughed and thought it was ridiculous, but sure enough, that night it rained more than anyone in Russia had ever seen. In only 3 hours, i…

A couple are walking down the street... ...when they feel some precipitation. ""I think it's rain,"" said the man. ""I believe it's actually snow,"" the woman said. ""Let's ask the Communist Officer. He's always right."" Said the man. They find him across the street and approach him. ""Officer Rudolph, is it snowing or raining?"" The man asked. Officer Rudolph thinks for a moment. ""It's raining."" ""See,"" the man said. ""Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas eve They feel a slight precipitation. ""It's raining"" says the man ""No, it's snowing"" the wife replies ""How about we ask this Communist officer over here? He is always right,"" exclaims the man ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" the officer replies before walking off The man turns to his wife and says ""See, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear""

Santa's Dilemma! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it was very rough going. Now, you should know, it doesn't ever take all eight reindeer of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Something you may n…

Wet weather, no sleigh ride together! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it had been very rough going. It didn't ever take all eight of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Now, something you may no…

Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!

Santa was having a really bad day.... Everything was going wrong. The elves were looking for a raise, Rudolph was sick, Mrs Clause was in a foul mood. So the Angel arrived at the door dragging a Christmas tree he asked Santa, ""what will I do with the tree""? And that is why you will always find an Angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have? Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song. >You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**, **Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**, but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? **Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. **Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

Female Santa I realized that just about every holiday line is a joke when Santa is female.... ""He went deep in her chimney."" ""Santa Clause is Coming..."" ""He gave her warm milk to drink."" ""He stuffed her stocking."" ""He unwrapped her present."" ""She gift wrapped him."" ""He decked her halls."" ""...with his jingle balls."" ""And made his Rudolph hit her walls!"" ""Filled her up with Christmas spirit."" ""Not in the past, but in the present."" ""They tried to make a 'Santa Baby.'"" ""She …

Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.

my favorite joke I heard in school Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said ""Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear.""

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain"" he said. We, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them. ""Let's not fight about it,"" the husband said, ""let's ask Comrade Rudolph whe…

An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow.They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it issnowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they seeGeneral Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute.The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing,his wife tells him, ""Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said ""It looks like a storm is coming."" ""No it isn't"" said his wife. ""Besides how would you know?"" ""Because"" he responded ""Rudolph the Red knows rain dear.""

You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.

The freakin' weather Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally. One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out the window and said, "Look, it's snowing." Rudolph looked out and said very quickly, "No, I think it is just rain." "I'm sure it is snow," insisted Gerald. "And I am just as sure tha…

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A Russian Couple A Russian couple is walking in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. "It's raining," he says. "No," says his wife, "It's snowing." And they begin to argue. Finally, the man says, " Let's ask comrade Rudolph what the *official* weather is." They approach and they ask him. "It is officially raining." he says. The woman cries, "But it felt just like snow!" To which her husband says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!

Husband and wife are arguing... The husband thinks it's raining His wife says, "No honey, that's snow" So they ask Rudolph, their Soviet friend what he thinks. He says, "That is rain, comrade." The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

A couple are walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas Eve. They start to feel some light precipitation "I think it's raining" says the man "No it's snowing" replies the woman. "How about we ask this communist officer here?" "He is always right" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining" officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife and says. "See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…

Everyone knows about Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer... But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer. He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high. He just couldn't stop as fast.

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red looked outside and said "It's going to rain!" His wife asked "How do you know?" He smiled and answered proudly, "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team... ...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line. He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop.