Comrade Rudolph Jokes

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."" Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let's not fight about i…

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he says to his wife. ""No, that feels like snow to me, dear,"" she replies. Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them. ""Let's not fight about it,"" the man says. ""Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."" ""It's raining, of course"" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on. But the woman insists, ""I know that felt like snow."" To which th…

A Russian couple was walking down the Street A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it''s raining,"" he said to his wife. No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I''m sure it was just rain, he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let''s not …

Heard this one over Christmas, I can only apologise. Back in the pre-glasnost days a Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining"", he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me"", she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain"" he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them. ""L…

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain"" he said. We, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking towards them. ""Let's not fight about it,"" the husband said, ""let's ask Comrade Rudolph whe…