Officer Rudolph Jokes

A man and his wife are walking through St. Petersburg, USSR They feel a slight precipitation. ""Must be rain"" the man says. ""No, it's snow."" says his wife. After arguing about the precipitation, the man decides to ask a third party. They stop a patrolling policeman, Officer Rudolph. ""Excuse me Officer Rudolph, is this rain or snow?"" the man asks ""It is rain, comrade."" Officer Rudolph answers. The man turns to his wife and says ""See? Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.""

A Couple is Walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve... A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining,"" says the man. ""No, it's snowing,"" replies the woman. ""How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"" exclaims the main. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing? ""Definitely raining,"" Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, …

A couple is walking... A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. ""I think it's raining,"" says the man. ""No, it's snowing,"" replies the woman. ""How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!"" exclaims the man. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining,"" Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

A couple are walking down the street... ...when they feel some precipitation. ""I think it's rain,"" said the man. ""I believe it's actually snow,"" the woman said. ""Let's ask the Communist Officer. He's always right."" Said the man. They find him across the street and approach him. ""Officer Rudolph, is it snowing or raining?"" The man asked. Officer Rudolph thinks for a moment. ""It's raining."" ""See,"" the man said. ""Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.""

A couple is walking in communist Russia... They feel a slight precipitation. "Is it raining?" Said the husband. "No, its snowing." Said the wife. "How about we ask this communist officer here? For he is in the right always." "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining, comrades." Officer Rudolph says as he walks off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear." My 11 year old cousin has been telling this joke to anybody with ear…

Time for a Christmas joke... Some time in the early 80s, during perestroika, a couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square in late December. There was a fine mist in the air, and the couple are arguing. I think it’s snowing," says the man. "No. That's definitely rain ," replies his wife. "Too cold for rain," he states. "Too wet for snow," she retorts. They continue this argument back and forth for 10 minutes. Finally, the wife see a police officer and says, "How about we ask him to settl…

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation. "I think it’s raining," says the man. "No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”