Bruno Jokes

The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (Spoilers) Near the end of the book I think Bruno felt pretty gassed.

Big Pause A bear walks into a tavern and sits at the bar. The bartender says, ""What can I get'cha there, Bruno?"" The bear says, ""I'll have a rum and..."" He's silent for 30 seconds, then adds, ""Coke."" The bartender says ""OK. But what's with the big pause?"" The bear lifts his front feet to his face, looks at them, and says ""I've had them all my life. Ya got a problem with that, buddy?'

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN Names =========== If Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice go out for lunch, they will call each other Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice. If Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. Eating Out =========== When the bill arrives, Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they wan…

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Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team... ...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line. He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop.