Paula Jokes

If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made.

Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house.

Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :(

If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes

Husband send a text to his wife Husband's text: >Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility. Love you. Wife's response: >Who's Paula?

NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR

BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts""

2 PAULA DEEN JOKES 1. PAULA DEEN HAS APOLIGIZED FOR RACIAL COMMENTS AND SAID FROM NOW ON SHE WILL DO WHAT FELLOW RESTAURANT OWNERS DO : HIRE AND MISTREAT MEXICANS 2. IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT FOX CORPORATION HAS HIRED PAULA DEEN FOR A NEW COOKING SHOW. HER FIRST RECIPE WILL BE BLACKENED SOUL.X

What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly

Have you guys seen Paula Deen's new restaurant menus? They only serve crackers.

Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called "Paula Deen's Kitchen"? Because the name "White Castle" was already taken

The Way Women Think Husband's Message (by text): "Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!" Wife's Response: "Who's Paula?"

Husband send a text to his wife Husband's text: >Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility. Love you. Wife's response: >Who's Paula?

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed...." When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew wh…

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN Names =========== If Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice go out for lunch, they will call each other Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice. If Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. Eating Out =========== When the bill arrives, Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they wan…