Husband send a text to his wife Husband's text: >Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility. Love you. Wife's response: >Who's Paula?

The Way Women Think Husband's Message (by text): "Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!" Wife's Response: "Who's Paula?"

The Dentist A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, ""Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!"" The dentist thought to himself, ""My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."" So the dentist asked h…

I swear he can fly! A man is working in his office building. It's about 5:30 PM, and the man is about to get off work, when his boss suddenly rushes in and tells him that his wife is in the hospital and is in labor. The man rushes out of the building, drives to the hospital, and breaks into the room. Before the man can do anything, the doctor exclaims, ""Wait a second, before you do anything, I need to tell you something. YOUR BABY CAN FLY! Let me show you,"" So the doctor grabs the child, holds…