Female Santa I realized that just about every holiday line is a joke when Santa is female.... ""He went deep in her chimney."" ""Santa Clause is Coming..."" ""He gave her warm milk to drink."" ""He stuffed her stocking."" ""He unwrapped her present."" ""She gift wrapped him."" ""He decked her halls."" ""...with his jingle balls."" ""And made his Rudolph hit her walls!"" ""Filled her up with Christmas spirit."" ""Not in the past, but in the present."" ""They tried to make a 'Santa Baby.'"" ""She had a white Christmas."" ""He put his plug in her socket to turn on her Christmas lights."" ""He gave her the biggest present of all."" ""And they say his ""heart"" grew 3 sizes bigger that day."" ""He made her jingle all the way."" ""I'd nibble on her cookie."" ""He lit on the star on her Christmas tree.""