Female Santa I realized that just about every holiday line is a joke when Santa is female.... ""He went deep in her chimney."" ""Santa Clause is Coming..."" ""He gave her warm milk to drink."" ""He stuffed her stocking."" ""He unwrapped her present."" ""She gift wrapped him."" ""He decked her halls."" ""...with his jingle balls."" ""And made his Rudolph hit her walls!"" ""Filled her up with Christmas spirit."" ""Not in the past, but in the present."" ""They tried to make a 'Santa Baby.'"" ""She …

my favorite joke I heard in school Rudolph was a child adopted from Russia. One day Rudolph and his brother are arguing if it is raining or snowing outside. Rudolph says it raining and his brother says its snowing. They decide to ask their mother what she thinks. Their mother says its raining. When his brother asked why she agreed with Rudolph she said ""Because Rudolph the red knows rain dear.""

You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents. #Christmas