Q&A Jokes — Page 3

A joke I received from my cousin this morning. 4 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine, kept it started for 5 mins then turned it off again. He then told them"We have reached". The 1st guy was too drunk.Without saying a word he got out of the taxi. The 2nd guy gave him money. The 3rd guy got out and said "thank you". The 4th guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, he thought the 4th guy knew what he did. But he asked "what was…

#Money #Driving #Bar #Q&A

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[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me.

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)

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What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!

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Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse

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What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to "buy" some candy

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Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless...

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Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies

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Why can't Stephen Hawking dance? Because he's white.

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

#Kermit #Animals #Q&A

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What do you call a blind german guy? A not see.

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What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie "Man on the Moon".

#England #Q&A

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it.

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long? Polaroids. ^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful.

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Medical definition of Guts vs. Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with …

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Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change.

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Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth.

#Religion #Blonde #Q&A

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with The Devil... The Devil: Why so glum? Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell. The Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here... You a drinking' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. The Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, beer ...we drink until we throw up and then we dr…

#Work #Religion #Bar #Dark Humor+1 more

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Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door

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A string of jokes I heard a while ago How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper? Two in the front, two in the back. How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper? You can't because of all the elephants. How do you get two whales in a mini cooper? Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge. How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter. How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge? You can hea…

#Cooper #Wales #Severn Bridge #Fridge+3 more

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes

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