The Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No one moved. The preach…

What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a hand grenade.

A guys goes in a confessional Guy: Father, I've been a family man all my life. I've been married 53 years to the woman I have loved from the first time I saw her. She's the first woman I have been with, we have 3 great children, all grown up now, 5 grandchildren, the light of my eyes. I've been happy, I have lived a perfect life. But yesterday... oh... yesterday... 2 24yo, twins, blondes, excuse my language but the ass of these two... dear me... they asked for direction, I was going the same pl…