What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth.

The Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No one moved. The preach…

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a hand grenade.

A guys goes in a confessional Guy: Father, I've been a family man all my life. I've been married 53 years to the woman I have loved from the first time I saw her. She's the first woman I have been with, we have 3 great children, all grown up now, 5 grandchildren, the light of my eyes. I've been happy, I have lived a perfect life. But yesterday... oh... yesterday... 2 24yo, twins, blondes, excuse my language but the ass of these two... dear me... they asked for direction, I was going the same pl…