How many blonde jokes exist? How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth.

How does this name fit? Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. Hans Olaffsen?, he muses. How in the world that name fits in here? So he decides to walk into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, How did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's Laundry? The old man answers, Is name of owner. The touris…

Ladies Night A blind man enters a bar, not knowing it's ladies night. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls quiet. In a deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde woman. 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt …