Pedro Jokes

Manuel runs into his old friend Pedro... and asks ""Pedro, where ya been?"" ""Ay amigo, I was at Yale"" ""Yale? How you got to Yale?"" ""I was laying on the beach"" ""You got into Yale for lay on the beach"" ""Si, but the beach was screaming""

You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker …

""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever.

Hired a Mexican gondolier... ...his name was Pedro.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier? Pedro.

Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today.

All Pedro wanted was weeweechu It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, ""Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."" Oh no, not now, let's lo ok at the moon!"" said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time,"" Pedro begged. ""But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."" replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."" Rosita looked at Pedro and said, ""OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."" Pedro grabbed his guitar and th…

Woman hires a man to fix her satellite parabolic antenna. So this girl hires a Paraguayan technician to fix her satellite dish. The tech comes one day, rings the bell at her house and says: ""Hello 'mam, I'm Pedro, I'm Paraguayan and I'm here to fix your parabolic antenna."" and she asks: ""The ParaWhat?!"" and he responds: "" Guayan.""

Pedro was riding his donkey back into town one day... When out from behind a rock jumps Black Pete, the meanest bandito in all of Mexico. Black Pete pulls out his gun and says 'Hey Pedro, if you want to live to see another day, then you better eat your sombrero'. Poor Pedro has no choice but to eat his hat, and Black Pete just stands there laughing and laughing. Suddenly, Pedro grabs the gun off Black Pete and says 'Now my friend it is you who must eat his sombrero if he wants to live to see ano…

Carlos is chilling with his baby brother, Pedro... ...and Carlos says, ""Quieres escuchar una broma, Pedro?"" *(Do you want to hear a joke, Pedro?)* To which little Pedro replies, ""Si, por supuesto!"" *(Yes, of course!)* And Carlos says, ""Esta seguro? Puede ser demasiado divertido..."" *(Are you sure? It may be too funny...)* ""Que hago! QUE HAGO!"" *(I do! I DO!)* ""Bueno, si tu lo dices. Esta usted listo?"" *(Okay, if you say so. Are you ready?)* ""SI! SI! SI!"" *(YES! YES! YES!)* ""Que grup…

Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana.

Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S. They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation. When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most …

Panty Stitcher VS Diesel Fitter Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week. …

Smart Mexican It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth" "? Again, no response except fr…

First Day of School It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican immigrant, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth" "? Again, no response except from P…

Pedro is sitting in a sauna with two other men... ...when suddenly

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon

First Day of School It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro

Pedro was driving down a street when... Pedro was driving down the Panjim street in a swift because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Smart Mexican It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro

Pedro was driving down a street when... Pedro was driving down the Panjim street in a swift because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my whiskey. I will give up gambling and womanising too!!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said," Never mind, I found one ! Sorry I bothered you !!"