Manuel runs into his old friend Pedro... and asks ""Pedro, where ya been?"" ""Ay amigo, I was at Yale"" ""Yale? How you got to Yale?"" ""I was laying on the beach"" ""You got into Yale for lay on the beach"" ""Si, but the beach was screaming""

You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker …

""Me llamo Pedro,"" said no Juan ever.