Panty Stitcher VS Diesel Fitter Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week. …

Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?

"How was the beach? You hang ten or what?" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale