Pacific Ocean Jokes

*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean

One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.

An englishman, a German and a chinaman crash on a deserted island... A plane crashes in the pacific ocean, and only three survivors wash ashore a deserted island: An Englishman, a German and a Chinaman (A more stereotypical joke setup you'd be hard-pressed to find). So the German takes charge, tells the two others: ""you brit, build us a shelter, I will go out to find food. You, chinese boy, there must have been something left from the plane, take care of the supplies"". Several hours later, the…

The Experienced logger A Newfie decides to travel across Canada to see the Pacific Ocean. When he gets to Nanaimo, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job. He walks into the forestry company office and fills out an application as an 'Experienced' logger. It's his lucky day. They just happen to be looking for someone. But first, the bush foreman takes him for a ride into the bush in the company pickup truck to see how much he knows. The foreman stops the t…

Did this ever happen to you? A plane was flying over the Pacific Ocean, filled with businessmen. Suddenly, one of the engines gave out, and the plane began to lose altitude. The flight attendant told the passengers to stay calm, it would not be a crash landing, but they would be lost in the ocean, and may never be found. Upon hearing this, one man began to laugh. They asked him, ""Why are you laughing?"" He said, ""I owe the IRS $45,000. They'll find me.""

A man finds an old bottle. He starts rubbing off the dust... ... when a genie appears. ""You have one wish,"" says the genie. ""One wish? I thought it was three wishes,"" said the man. ""That's only in stories,"" replied the genie. ""One wish is all you get."" ""Well..."", started the man, who was an American, ""I've always wanted to go to Australia but I'm scared of flying. I wish for a bridge across the Pacific Ocean so I can drive there."" ""I said wishes not miracles,"" replied the genie. ""…

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? Nothing they just waved!!! Sea what I did there!!! If you laughed hit that like button, come on don't be a beach Thank you thank you

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said' Well you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.' Bill wasn't impressed ' Well that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !

A man is walking on a beach... And he trips over something. He looks down, and it is an old bottle. He picks it up, and out pops a genie. "I will give you one wish, and only one. What will it be?" The man thinks, and thinks. He lives in California, but really loves to visit Hawaii, but he despises flying. So he asks the genie, "I want a bridge from California to Hawaii, over the Pacific ocean." The genie looks at him for a bit. He says "No, no, no. Sorry, but a bridge over the Pacific? That i…

A Communist, A Monarchist and a Trumpist are on a plane On a flight somewhere over the Pacific ocean, the pilot declares that the plane is overloaded, and that three people must sacrifice themselves and jump off, else the plane will crash and everyone on board will die. The communist steps up and says, "For bread and freedom! For wealth and prosperity! For all that is worth dying for!" grabs a parachute, and jumps off the plane. The nationalist steps up and says, "For king and co…

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?,"Nothing they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other? Nothing, they just waved.

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."