An englishman, a German and a chinaman crash on a deserted island... A plane crashes in the pacific ocean, and only three survivors wash ashore a deserted island: An Englishman, a German and a Chinaman (A more stereotypical joke setup you'd be hard-pressed to find). So the German takes charge, tells the two others: ""you brit, build us a shelter, I will go out to find food. You, chinese boy, there must have been something left from the plane, take care of the supplies"". Several hours later, the…